Fuck PETA and the Vegans that believe this shit

http://www.fishinghurts.com/feat-hiddenfish.asp

Forgive me if I sound like Bill O'Reilly, but...

God damn Jesus H. Fucking Christ slamming a turntable to breakbeat jams in the middle of fucking Estonia, I HATE these guys.

What is so damn wrong with eating intelligent things? So the fuck what? It thinks, therefore it tastes worse? Hell no. Fish are fucking delicious.

As a matter of fact, just for this Fascist faggotry (we'll get to why it's Fascist in a moment) I'm going to eat MORE fish. Delicious, savory, tasty fish. YUM!

But that's not the purpose of this shitty pretentious blog. No, the point here is to question the entirety of PETA and their Veganism.

Why eat plants? Did you know, plants also have a circulatory system, and even a nervous system (look it up)? To you bastards, here's a spoiler: they're living, breathing (in a way) things. Just like pigs, sharks, and bluegills. Plants live, and plants die. They experience death, and some plants/trees even live longer than Human beings. Oh god did I just blow your fucking mind you piece of shit? Did I just drop a fucking cinder block from a fucking 3rd story balcony, right onto your consciousness? Did I just throw a fucking Molotov cocktail into your brain? I hope so.

So why doesn't PETA and the assorted Vegans who support them, have a problem eating plants? Stupid question, but deserves and answer:

They're fascists. Just like Hitler, they try and give 'status' to certain things. They believe they themselves have the ability to rate the value of life on a universal scale, to no one else opinion, and in doing so, are fascist.

Hitler believe Jews to be dispensable, and the pure-blooded Aryan race to be indispensable, and would not accept any opposition to these upheld beliefs and would stop at nothing to see them made into law, and all opposition banned.

Then we have PETA and the assorted Vegans that support them. They'd love nothing better than to ban meats, fish, etc. and have plants harvested and reaped in excess as a result.

Tell me, what does intelligence have to do with worth? How can they say that certain living things are more deserving to survive, simply because of their perceived 'intelligence'? We can't. That's not a choice we're allowed to make, as fellow living things.

It's funny, they actually seem to rate worth... as defined per-human characteristics. Look at it. At every turn, they define intelligence, emotion, and feeling by the way WE, as HUMANS, feel it. They never stop to consider some, percievably 'less intelligent' creatures may experience these things differently, in a way we can't understand or comprehend. It's pure, blissful ignorance.

Now, this long-winded rant is all for lost, because I'm still going to eat shit that's below me on the food chain. There's no reason not to. It's how the Universe operates. It may seem deconstructive, but in the end it's deeply constructive. As most known science shows us, matter is never created or destroyed. Only changed. Fish and Plants that we eat are changed into vitamins and minerals we use to survive. The same way a gigantic, hungry planet devours a small, orbiting moon. It's how shit works, faggots.

I seriously want to track down one of these guys, and show them what Carnivores/Omnivores do to fucking Herbivores when they're hungry. I'll kill them, eat them, and use their trachea to play the fucking flute. Oh, the sweet, sweet songs I will make with it.

So while you're sitting there, driving around in your fucking 100-mpg clown car, I'll be eating a delicious, savory fish meal... well, if I could afford it. I'll make due with those little crab-sticks they sell in the cheese department, the ones made out of fish (and not the shitty tofu ones, either).

Don't misunderstand this post, for the record. If you like eating plants, fine. I have no trouble with that, and I don't care, but don't try to justify your choices on a universal scale to force it on non-vegans, with trivial arguments based around our simple human standards for worth.

Call me a sadist, nihilist, whatever you wish. Doesn't matter. I'm still eating loads upon loads of delicious, tasty fish and meat. Plants too! All of it is equally delicious.

Now go down to your local Starbucks and have them ride a wheelbarrow full of dicks up your asshole, you fascist pigs.

So I was forced to watch Nascar today...

and oh god was it boring.

Honestly, it's an endless parade of "OH LOOK HERE THEY COME AGAIN WOOHOO, LEFT TURN!".

So, being the clever little sadistic fuck I most certainly am, I used the time that could've been used watching the show, to make a list of improvements that would make the spectacle not only watchable, but completely fuckwin.

This list is comprised of 7 major changes to the formula of the event itself.

1: Have marksmen, perched in towers at each 'corner' of the track, all Star Wars Episode One Tuskan Raider-style. And of course, have them take potshots at the drivers as they pass.

2: Have half of the cars and racers going in the OPPOSITE direction of the rest of the cars and racers, but have no 'lane system' preventing the 2 flocks from colliding when they pass.

3: Fill the back seat of each car with farm animals and gunpowder.

4: Make sure all the drivers have a BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) of at least 0.09 if not much more. Anything short of instant unconsciousness.

5: Take away the protective fencing and concrete barriers protecting the crowd.

6: Have a man walking through the crowd, the type you'd normally see selling hotdogs or other concessions, but give him a case full of large stones, about baseball-sized, and have him sell them at 2-3$ a pop, depending on size. You can only guess what these are for...

7: Have vents, or runoffs (stuff like you'd see on the floors of a public or school shower) dotting all across the track, and have them siphon off all the blood the will eventually coat the track itself, and have it siphoned off into a big pool in the center of the arena. The winner of the race then strips naked, and is allowed to swim in the blood an entrails of his enemies.

Complete this easy 7-step process, and you'll soon turn Nascar from a bland, boring pastime enjoyed mainly by rednecks and people in the south that can only be enjoyed with beer and buddies, into an amazing bloodsport that the Barbarians of Hyboria could only cry tears of joy for, and is only SUPPLEMENTED and IMPROVED with the addition of alcohol and friends!

What The Fuck

How come Anna Nicole Smith, famous only for sucking some old pigs cock (among many other cocks), gets fucking 3 days of constant news coverage because she OD'd on some crack, but fucking George MOTHERFUCKING Carlin, an American fucking Hero, gets (as far as I've seen) a little ticker at the bottom of CNN?


Really though.


Carlin and Pryor are dead.


Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia have emerged as "the new faces of stand-up".


There truly is no God.


That is all.

George Carlin died today

George Carlin, one of the funniest fuckers to ever live, and pseudo-precursor to comedians like Lewis Black, died today.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/peopleNews/idUKN2339172520080623

BAWWWWW

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By snakethefox at 2008-06-22

Some of my Spore Creations

Yeah, here's some shit I made in Spore. Note that any lack of creativity is only due to only having access to 25% of the parts. Once I get the full version, I'ma make some cooler shit.

Update: Full version is now in my grasp. Let the sins against science COMMENCE!

Visit Spore.com

How does I posted blogged?

Spore Creature editor is out in a few days. I advise any and all of the 2-3 nigroids reading this to DL a copy, so we can populate the universe with flying penises.

That's basically it.

No really, I don't do this blogging shit.

Stop reading.